May 2013
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April 2013
4 posts
me: time for bed
stomach: LET'S EAT 15 CHEESEBURGERS WITH ICE CREAM CAKE AND POTATO CHIPS WITH AN ENTIRE TACO BELL ON THE SIDE
brain: HEY REMEMBER ALL THOSE WORRIES, IDEAS, ASPIRATIONS AND OTHER ANXIOUS THOUGHTS WELL NOW YOU DO
muscles: I HURT FOR AN UNEXPLAINED REASON LIKE ARE YOU GROWING DO YOU HAVE A DISEASE LOL IDK HELP
skin: LET'S PLAY A GAME CALLED ARE YOU ITCHY OR DID A SPIDER EGG SACK JUST BIRTH ON YOU
ears: THERE'S A JET PLANE 500 MILES AWAY ALSO I THINK THE NEIGHBOR IS VACUUMING
eyes: WOW EVER NOTICE HOW IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY INTO PITCH BLACKNESS YOU CAN ALMOST SEE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE
mouth: IT'S DEATH VALLEY UP IN HERE
body: HAVE FUN TOSSING AND TURNING FOR THE NEXT 2 HOURS
me: ok
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March 2013
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nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:
the-manila-institute:
benedictedcumberbabeof221:
partypetunia:
pizz4s:
I swear to God if one more stupid fandom ruins a beautiful text post i am calling the police.
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February 2013
17 posts
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when you think about how..... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
mr-radical:
when you think about how differently you act and talk depending on who you’re talking to and you sit there wondering which you is the real you
My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!
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what i said: anime
what they heard: naruto and hentai
homosexualpancakes:
when someone tries to argue with you on a subject you clearly know more about
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January 2013
19 posts
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homologic:
hinkelvinkel:
when you read a fanfic and you thought it was a completed work
but it’s not
HAHAha iT LOOKS SO FUCKING SOLUMN omg
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scottishshortbread:
kmykmykmy:
Gryffindor: I’m a fucking hero. Slytherin: I’m fucking badass. Ravenclaw: I’m smart as fuck. Hufflepuff: My dorm is near the kitchen.